I ain’t as good as I once was but, I’m as good once as I ever was. – Toby Keith
We all end up dead, the question is how and why. – William Wallace in the movie Braveheart
Many confuse love and lust… lust is the feeling you get in your groin when thinking about someone, love is the butterflies they make in your stomach.
The following quotes are from various Robert Heinlein novels (most notably Lazarus Long):
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breast; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
All men are created unequal.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise, stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary.
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don’t ever count on having both at once.
Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her cloths and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.
Thou shalt remember the Eleventh Commandment and keep it Wholly.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors—and miss.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
Natural laws have no pity.
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
“I came, I saw, she conquered.” (The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)